"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, I choose youuuuuuu... - "I Choose You" by Willie Hutch The following conversation was overheard at a recent cookout: "Have you seen that big bottle of Brown?" "It's right here!" "Perfect! It was so nice of Eric Holder to bring over a brand new bottle. This really is a special occasion." "Yes it is!... Continue Reading →

See, this is why we can't have nice things.- Every Mississippian Ever Sometimes it's hard to have nice things. Parents of young children probably understand this. If you don't have random crumbs on your couch, you probably either have toys on your floor, or smudges on your iPad. Mississippians probably understand this too. When we... Continue Reading →

"Cut me some slack! This is the only flavor they had!" - Anonymous The following conversation took place at a recent cookout... "Hey hey! I'm back from the dollar store. We should be good on hand sanitizer for a while." "Good deal. Thanks for making a run." "Is this not the craziest cookout you've ever... Continue Reading →

"Hey, I won a delegate. So many people have left too. So this means I can come sit at The Big Table Right? Hello? Hello?- Anonymous The following conversation took place at a recent cookout: "How's everything looking?" "The fish is almost ready. Got the hushpuppies and coleslaw ready as well." "Cool, but we're missing... Continue Reading →

Hope the candidates skipped breakfast. There's a ton of food here!

Will Biden finally get a win in the first of the Seasoned Primaries?

I need someone to help me understand how a pork chop can be swimming in gravy and still be dry.- Anonymous The following conversation took place at a recent cookout. "See, I told you those Iowa pork chops weren't seasoned. The last-second Lawry's didn't help at all!" "You were right. The whole thing was a... Continue Reading →