Will Bernie be up to his ears in crablegs? Will Uncle Joe move closer to The Sammich Circle?
I need someone to help me understand how a pork chop can be swimming in gravy and still be dry.- Anonymous The following conversation took place at a recent cookout. "See, I told you those Iowa pork chops weren't seasoned. The last-second Lawry's didn't help at all!" "You were right. The whole thing was a... Continue Reading →
"I'd have five more girls if I could. I'm a girl dad."Kobe Bryant (from Elle Duncan's tribute on ESPN) It was a pretty typical Monday for the Johnson Family. I picked up the girls after school and started the 70-minute drive for Gym & Dance Night. They do their homework on the way up while... Continue Reading →
"No, there's no salt and pepper in it, but you can add it yourself."Anna Ginsberg, 2006 Pillsbury Bake-Off Winner/Famous Oprah Guest The following conversation took place at a recent cookout. "Ooh, what's in the pot?" "Well, we're 2 weeks away from the start of countin' season, and our friends from Iowa have already sent their... Continue Reading →
"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."Frederick Douglass Ladies and gentlemen, the lights have dimmed and the orchestra is beginning to play. In a few moments (less than a month, actually), the curtain will rise, and the show will begin. Based on what we know about the current political environment, it's safe to... Continue Reading →
Where do you even go to buy a fancy chair like that?- Anonymous The following conversation was overheard at a recent cookout... "These sammiches have been flying off the table recently! Looks like folks had some long conversations with their families over the holidays." "Yeah, we've lost a couple of folks recently. I expected Bullock... Continue Reading →